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 No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
-Chris Rock
 
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
-Natalie Wood
 
According to Modern Bride magazine, the average bride spends 150 hours planning her wedding. The average groom spends 150 hours going, 'Yeah, sounds good.'
-Jay Leno
 
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania
-Dorothy Parker
 
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-Billy Crystal

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-Gloria Steinem
 
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
-George Carlin

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Judy on 29 April 2012 ,15:22

That's some humorous reality of it! :-)

seb on 18 April 2012 ,15:58

Irene women always says size does not matter . They are lying off course.

SEB on 18 April 2012 ,15:54

during honey moon period the wife trips on a small pebble the husband says becaful of that pebble honey. after a few years same place same pebble woman trips again, husband goes YOU BLIND,!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THE ROCK.

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