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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the taxi, they found a lamp. The boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. \'\'I\'ll grant you one wish each,\'\' the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, \'\'I want to be on a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries.\'\' And, poof, he was gone.
The junior manager couldn\'t keep quiet. He shouted, \'\'I want to be in California, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails.\'\' And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss\'s turn. \'\'I want those idiots back in the office after lunch.\'\'
Right Answer
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast. “Joe,” he says to his son, “what happened last night?”
“You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair.”
“So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?”
“Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take off your clothes, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’”
Ten Men and One Woman
Jokes
One day Lion summoned all the other animals in the jungle. "Eachof you must tell a joke," he said. "But if anyone fails to laugh, I'll kill the person who told it. Monkey, you go first."
Monkey began "Two men go into a bar . . ." When he delivered the punchline, everyone roared with laughter, except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Monkey and killed him.
Next up was Elephant. He told hs joke and, again, everyone laughed except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Elephant and kille him.
The animals were furious with Tortoise, but no-one dared to move.
Tiger began his joke, but when he was about one sentence in, Tortoise suddenly rolled over and began kicking his feet in the air, giggling his head off.
"What's wrong with you" roared an irate Lion. "Tiger isn't even finished with his gag yet!"
"I'm sorry," said Tortoise, gasping between laughs, "but Monkey's joke was simply too funny!"
Joanna KingsleyTenses
Case Study
She responded by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't come over to your place tonight!"
With everyone in the restaurant staring, Justin crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated. A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized.
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you," she said, "but I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying human reaction to embarrassing situations."
At the top of his lungs Justin responded, "What do you mean, two hundred dollars?"
Honour Trial
Trial Lawyer to Witness: Is it true that you accepted $25,000 as bribe money?
(a moment of silence)
Judge: Witness, please answer the question.
Witness: I'm sorry, Your Honour, I thought he was asking you.
Cristobal R. Pama Jr.
