I was working in army security when a VIP from another base called to ask to whom he should address an important letter. Knowing my tough-to-spell... read more

I am the principal of an elementary school. One day a bigger boy was brought into my office for discipline. He had hit two kindergarten classmates... read more

My real name is Wilton, but everyone at the plastics factory calls me “Dub”. And that’s where the confusion began. A woman from the front office... read more

During a Pilates class, our thin instructor apologised to one of her larger students for blocking her view of the mirror
“Don’t... read more

The best ever legal advice spotted on a billboard comes from an ad for the North Carolina law office of attorney Larry L. Archie: “Just because... read more

My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed test as she’d hoped. It might have had something to do with how she completed this sentence: “When... read more

Saving for a new car on a teacher’s salary takes a while, so in the meantime I borrowed a friend’s old car that was so beat up, even its dents had... read more

The pressures of work can bring out the weirdness in people. Check out these real-life exchanges from

Boss:... read more

A teenager came into the clothing store where I work and browsed for over an hour before choosing the perfect dress for a party. But the next day... read more

We were making leaflets for a local church, and the client wanted a logo designed with Earth being shielded by the hand of God. I sent the client... read more