Feeling sick, my sister grabbed the thermometer from the medicine cabinet and popped it into her mouth.
“Uh, Julie, that’s the dog’s thermometer,” said my mother.
Julie spit it out. “Ewww, was that in Fitzie’s mouth?!”
Mum hesitated before replying, “Not exactly.”
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