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A Muggle walks into the Hog’s Head Inn...

A Muggle walks into the Hog’s Head Inn...
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…with a frog on his shoulder. The barkeep says, “That’s pretty cool, where’d you get it?”

“London,” the frog croaks. “They’ve got millions of ‘em!”

Q. What do you call a wizard with his hand in a thestral’s mouth?

Q. What do you call a wizard with his hand in a thestral’s mouth?
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A. A mechanic.

Q. Why does Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Q. Why does Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
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A. So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Chapter Three: Harry Potter and the Puns That Were Too Bad to List at the Top of This Page

Chapter Three: Harry Potter and the Puns That Were Too Bad to List at the Top of This Page
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Madam Hooch walks into a pub. The barkeep says, “Hey, we have booze named after you!”

Hooch beams. “You have a drink named Rolanda?”

Q. Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?

Q. Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?
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A. They’re both cauld ron.

Q. Which side of a centaur has more hair?

Q. Which side of a centaur has more hair?
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A. The outside.

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Q. Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?

Q. Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?
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A. Because she gives him hugs and hisses.

Fans of these punny Harry Potter jokes will love these corny jokes to give everyone a laugh.

Q. Why does Neville always use two toilet stalls?

Q. Why does Neville always use two toilet stalls?
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A. Because he has a Longbottom.

Q. What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?

Q. What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?
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A. Broom-mates.

Q. How do you get a mythical creature into your house?

Q. How do you get a mythical creature into your house?
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A. Through the Gryffindor. This Harry Potter pun will make any Slytherin smile.

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