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“Never get into a lane-merging game of chicken with a person who has a garbage bag for a car-door window.” —@MelvinOfYork
“If anyone catches me singing in my car, my reaction is to stare at them until it’s awkward for both of us.” —@Rhodes411
“How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do?” —@markedly
“The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.” —@armyVet1972
Don’t miss this roundup of the 75 corniest jokes of all time.
“Somebody actually complimented my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said ‘parking fine.’” —@aadil
“The irony of being hit by a Dodge.” —@rikpayne
“When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.” —@yoyoha
“Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I was driving with my eyes closed?
Officer: What?!
Me: What?” —@3sunzzz
“How to parallel park:
Step 1. Park somewhere else.” —@XplodingUnicorn
Every mum and dad can relate to these funny parenting tweets.
