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ƒ(x) walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses.

The bartender says, “Why the short face?”

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A corn stalk walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Want to hear a joke?”

The corn stalk replies, “I’m all ears!”

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Helium walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”

He doesn’t react.

Read on to find out why laughter truly is the best medicine.

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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man.

Check out these photos that launched popular conspiracy theories.

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A beaver walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Close the dam door!”

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