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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie more jokes? I’m running low here.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Pew.

Pew who?

Pew. Pew. Pew. I’m a stormtrooper from Star Wars.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

I.O.

I.O. who?

Me. When can you pay me back?

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Tatt.

Tatt who?

I’m too young for a tattoo. Maybe when I’m older.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

One.

One who?

One two three. Testing.

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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Matt.

Matt who?

That’s my full name, but my friends call me Matt.

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