Warning label on a dishwasher:
Would they even fit?
Here are 13 things you never knew you could put in the dishwasher. (Children don’t make the cut.)
Warning label on a box of rat poison:
Well, we want the poison to kill them, so I guess in this case cancer is OK.
Warning label on a “vanishing ink” marker:
Sometimes the vanishing ink marker is the only thing around when you need to sign something.