I once told my ex I had to push the plants deeper into the plant pots, while simultaneously pushing her out of bed with both hands. —Ninja_Guin
I once heard a friend say, “Just put it in the washing machine, and all your wishes will come true.” —RelentlessBlount.
Bed of roses
My boyfriend, who is a horticulture major and works hybridising roses, suddenly grabbed my arm in his sleep and said in a rather suggestive voice, “Sooo… are any of your seedlings repeat bloomers?” —Reddit User