10 funny Monday jokes to get you through the week

Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. (Once a week is more than enough!)

Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday. Geddit? “Weak”-day? (We tend to feel weak on Mondays too.)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast!

These 18 anti-jokes will make you laugh anyway.

If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring. (Let’s just skip it.)

Hello Monday, can I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Do you not have a hobby? Monday really needs something to keep itself busy so we don’t have to see it.

Bring down the house with these DIY jokes. (Pun intended!)

I like Tuesday simply because it is the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be. On Tuesday you can relax a little knowing Monday is far, far away.

Anyone can remember these 15 witty bar jokes.

If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise. We never, ever smile on Mondays.

If these Monday jokes aren’t enough to put a smile on your face, try these genuinely funny knock-knock jokes for kids.

Monday morning…Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story.

Don’t miss this roundup of funniest quotes from The Office.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it. Punch it all the way into next week.

I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday…But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day. Once four o’clock hits on Sunday, you know there is no escaping what’s coming next…

Need the laughs to come quick? Here are 73 short jokes anyone can remember.

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Source: rd.com