Funny comeback: it’s not me, it’s you.
“That sounds like a you problem.” This is one of those good comebacks for when your kids are making their lack of planning your emergency.
Funny comeback: oh, the places you’ll go!
“Someday you’ll go far – and I really hope you stay there.” Become a verbal vendetta master.
Funny comeback: this one cuts deep
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” This one comes from Dorothy Parker who was the queen of good comebacks.