25 hilarious Modern Family quotes to live by

“Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they’re driving, and soon we’ll all be dead.”

—Claire Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 2, “The Old Wagon”

“The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”

—Jay Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 6, “Connection Lost”

Here are 15 funny tweets about parenting everyone can relate to.

“In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women is when their sons get married, but I’m not like that.”

—Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 2, “The Old Wagon”

These funny Office quotes will have you laughing out loud.

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!’”

—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 4, “Schooled”

“I don’t wanna meet anything on Monday that I’m gonna eat on Friday.”

—Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 4, “Bad Hair Day”

“I might be coach, but I like to travel first class!”

—Cameron Tucker, Modern Family, Season 6, “Fight or Flight”

“That’s the whole point of a surprise party: you take somebody you really love and you play ’em like a fool.”

—Jay Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 4, “Party Crasher”

“Success is one per cent inspiration, 98 per cent perspiration, and two per cent attention to detail.”

—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 4, “Schooled”

“No one wants to think at graduation! It’s graduation, the time when we celebrate being done with thinking.”

— Haley Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 2, “See You Next Fall”

“I let down my mum and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.”

—Alex Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 3, “Phil on Wire”