25 hilarious Modern Family quotes to live by

“Books? Wake up and smell the Internet, grandma.”

—Luke Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 2, “Mother’s Day”

“Here’s the deal. Girls don’t go for all that romantic stuff. They go for power and success, and since you don’t have either one of those things… you’re gonna be the funny guy.”

—Jay Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 1, “Fizbo”

“The quinceañera is very important in the Latin culture. The moment the father dances with his little princess – I remember my own father holding my hand. There wasn’t a dry eye in the cartel.”

—Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 2, “Strangers On a Treadmill”

“I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh, my God. WTF: Why the face? You know, I know all the dances to High School Musical.”

—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 1, “Pilot”

“I would love to be wrong, but I don’t live with the right people for that.”

—Claire Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 3, “When Good Kids Go Bad”

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“You’ll never go broke playing to a rich man’s ego. Write that down.”

—Manny Delgado, Modern Family, Season 3, “Door to Door”

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“Belle’s a princess. She faced The Beast. She stood up to the townspeople. What have you done?”

—Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 5, “Other People’s Children”

“I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ’em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like, seven times. I regularly drive through neighbourhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything… except for clowns.”

—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 1, “Fizbo”

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“It can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don’t mean to brag, but that’s why I didn’t have any friends.”

—Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 6, “The Cold”

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“My mother thought that riding a bike was dangerous. She would say, ‘That’s how people grab you!’”

—Gloria Pritchett, Modern Family, Season 2, “Slow Down Your Neighbours”