Cameron on school

“There’s a caste system at school. Academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom. It’s offensive and disrespectful, they treat us like we’re lunch ladies.”
—Cameron Tucker, Modern Family, Season 5, “Under Pressure”
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Luke on caring for the elderly

“Dad, we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you’re old and in a wheelchair, I’ll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go. And I’ll take you to the top of a huge hill and just let go.”
—Luke Dunphy, Modern Family, Season 3, “Disneyland”
Manny on art

“What kind of man writes poetry on a computer?”
—Manny Delgado, Modern Family, Season 3, “Games People Play”
You don’t have to be a word nerd to find these grammar jokes hilarious (but it might help).