Funny sayings that are definitely worth memorising

If you’re caught in an uncomfortable or annoying situation, sometimes the best way to get out of it is by laughing your way out. Memorise these witty one-liners and use them as necessary.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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I’m sorry, I have to go. You’re boring me to death and my survival instincts are kicking in.

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I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs, one who is smart, has devilishly good looks, and knows all sorts of funny sayings.

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You know what they say—dynamite comes in small packages.

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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.

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That just means I’m a limited edition—I’m something you don’t see very often!

I’d be offended, but I’m too busy mentally correcting your errors.

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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed.

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