Puns

Don’t tell me you have a chocolate lab if you’re just talking about a type of dog.

A book fell on my head today. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.

Do you know why you cannot find any Aspirin in the jungle?
Parrots eat 'em all.

Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.

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Exit signs – they're on the way out, aren't they?

A new member of staff called John is being shown around the office by his new boss. They enter the IT department and John sees a ...read more

There's probably an easier way to pour milk out of a carton that doesn't involve ripping the top off and spilling it, but I re ...read more