18 anti-jokes you can’t help but laugh at anyway

Vampires aren’t real.

Read on for some corny jokes everyone will laugh at.

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

A blonde is a living person with a specific hair colour, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

None. Historians believe that most pirates were most likely illiterate.

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He gets treated with great respect since he’s such a talented actor.

Officer.

He orders a drink and wonders why his parents decided to give him such an unusual name, as he can never find it on personalised souvenirs. Plus, baristas never, ever get it right.

…but roses can also be many other colours, including yellow, pink, and white; and violets actually look more purple than blue, hence their name.

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Source: RD.com