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“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”— Mae West
“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.”— Ogden Nash
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.”— John Wilmot
“I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.”— Cameron Esposito
“The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.”— Dorothy Parker
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”— Groucho Marx
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.”— Katherine Hepburn
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“An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”— Agatha Christie
“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”— Socrates
“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes, I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”— Michelle Obama
After you crack a few jokes about these funny marriage quotes, see the most romantic ideas to say “I love you” without actually saying it.
