Just take a nap

Just take a nap
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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”— Benjamin Franklin

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Can you handle slow or – gasp! – no Wi-Fi?

Can you handle slow or – gasp! – no Wi-Fi?
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“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”— Will Ferrell

Always forgetful

Always forgetful
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“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.”—Ogden Nash

Check out these 11 daily habits of couples in healthy relationships.

Chores are pretty important, too

Chores are pretty important, too
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“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.”— Joyce Brothers

How many mistakes can you make?

How many mistakes can you make?
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“Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.”— Elbert Hubbard

And dry them, too

And dry them, too
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“The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’”— Anonymous

So annoying, it’s endearing

So annoying, it’s endearing
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”— Rita Rudner

Rewind that, please

Rewind that, please
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“The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.” —Rick Reilly

This is my side of the bed

This is my side of the bed
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“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”— Eddie Cantor

Thermostat ghosts

Thermostat ghosts
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“Husband secretly lowers the thermostat and I secretly turn it back up. We both vehemently deny touching it. Marriage is fun.”— Stephanie Ortiz

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