Always need someone to talk us out of this decision
“A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.”— Dax Shepard
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In sickness and in health
“I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…”— Kristen Bell
A sub-par partnership
“Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon, called ’50 Shades of Just O.K.’”— Conan O’Brien