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“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
“My wife is a psychologist… Not only does she know when I’m being a jerk, but she knows exactly what type of jerk I’m being.” — Lee Judge
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner — just so they can have the last word.” — Janet Periat
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.” — Richard Pryor
“I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.” — Wendy Liebman
“Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.” — Rory Elder
“Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.” — Mickey Rooney
“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” — Richard Lewis
“Some mornings I wake up grouchy. Other mornings I just let him sleep.” — Unknown
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