Matt’s dad picks him up from school. Knowing the parts for the school play were chosen that day, he asks his son if he got a role.

Matt announces: “Yes, I play a man who’s been married for 20 years.”

“That’s great, son,” says his dad. “Next time they might give you a speaking part.”

Submitted by Susan Magill
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