Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her nothing, and immediately she yells at him.

“What are you complaining about?” he fires back. “You still haven’t used the present I gave you last year.”

Submitted by L.B. Weinstein
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