A husband who has six children begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. But after a few years, she’s grown tired of it. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight?… Get me a beer!”

She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party together, the husband jokingly shouts out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go home!”

She immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”

Submitted by Justin Burton

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