Relationships with fathers could fill a thousand psychiatrist handbooks. It also gives Twitter jokesters a chance to vent freely:
I got all my looks from my father. Mostly just the look of disappointment. – Jonathon Sloan (@MrBigFists)
Any guy who’s ever been voted Dad of the Year has at one time or another let his kids eat Froot Loops for dinner. – Darin McFunkyPants (@darinlovesbacom)
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother. – Rita Rudner (@RitaRudner)
No, son, when I was your age I didn’t walk to school uphill both ways BUT our family did have to use a communal phone. – Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy)
“Dad?” – Zebra looking at a piano. – Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner)
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. – Jon Stewart (@TheDailyShow)
