Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, YouTube … for every new way we have to connect these days, there’s a joke to be made on the mother of them all: Twitter.

When you’ve got 5 minutes to fill, Twitter is a great way to fill 35 minutes. – Matt Cutts @mattcutts

Before LinkedIn, I didn’t know any strangers. – Josh Malina (@joshmalina)

Give a man a fish, and he’ll Instagram it; teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it. – Braden Graeber (@hipstermermaid)

The only people who don’t click Skip on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad. – Damien Fahey (@damienfahey)

I bet cats have a secret website where they upload clips of cute humans trying to open DVD packaging and jump-start cars. – Matt Roller (@rolldigity)

Source: Twitter
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