Work Jokes

When I needed my university exam certificates for a job interview, my brother volunteered to go up to the attic to find them and ...read more

I recently visited a local restaurant for a spot of lunch. I ordered a ham salad, and the waiter soon arrived with my meal.
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At a conference I attended recently, a doctor was addressing a large audience. “The material we put into our stomachs should h ...read more

I was really pleased with my purchase of a new pair of shoes from a major retailer. About a week later, on a rainy day, I was in ...read more

We recently ate a restaurant and as we paid our bill the waitress asked our small son what we were going to do next. Excitedly, ...read more

When I worked in the post office, a lady barged in and started complaining that she’d got home to find a note from the postman ...read more

While at a convention, Bill, Jim and Scott shared a hotel suite on the 75th floor. After a long day of meetings, they were shock ...read more

At the start of my holiday I make list of odd jobs to be done around the house. At the end of the holiday I make a similar list. ...read more

A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on the door of an old lady's house. The lady takes one look at him and says, "You are wasting y ...read more

As I left work today, my boss said to me, “I know your hours are nine-to-five, but can you work an hour later tomorrow?”
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A man tells his doctor he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is ove ...read more

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole – he would dig, dig, dig.

The other would come behi ...read more