What’s the oddest thing about belonging to a support group for hypochondriacs? Every member calls in sick, but they all show u ...read more
Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her n ...read more
“Do you want to hear a good Batman impression?” asked my friend Dave.
“Go on then,” I replied.
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A man approaches a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and says, “I’ve lost my wife in the aisles. Would you mind ta ...read more
This morning, the strangest thing happened. I got out of bed and started walking around the flat making small talk with various ...read more
My wife was checking her emails and told me her password was “mickeyminniebatmanrobintomjerryLondon”. I asked her why it nee ...read more
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
...read moreAfter a check-up, a doctor asked his patient, “Is there anything else you’d like to discuss?”
“Well,” said ...read more
A young, inexperienced bank robber gets caught during his first heist and ends up in court. Crucial evidence – including secur ...read more
A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm. “Do you make fish cakes? he asked.
“Yes, we do, ...read more
The Three Wise Men sound very generous, but what you’ve got to remember is that those gifts were joint Christmas and birthday ...read more
